This is so true that it deserves to be engraved on every laptop, tablet, and smartphone that has been or ever will be produced:
@AvoidComments: Thinking of reading comments? Instead, call your oldest relative. He or she will appreciate your time much more than comments denizens will.
This obviously doesn’t apply to anyone who comments on this blog, for y’all are devastatingly intelligent and erudite. You always advance the conversation and make deep meaningful points1.
- Except for when you don’t, and that’s one of the reasons that comments here are moderated. ↩